For starters, I’ll shoot the first person who says it’s only a
number.
Not that you knew I was speaking of age (again), of course, but remember
the first time you wrapped your head around centuries and discovered they were
always ahead of what you expected? The 20th century, for
instance, was always about the 1900s. The 21st century is
about now. It still doesn’t sound right.
Switch to decades and it gets weird[er].
When you live till your 11th decade, you’re called a
centenarian. Did you know if you live to be 110 (your 12th
decade) you’re called a supercentenarian, like Jeralean Talley from
Michigan and Misao Okawa from Japan who are both 114! We all know who an
octogenarian is, of course, but do you know what a person in her 90s is
called? Yup, a nonagenarian (not to be confused with a persona non
grata!).
Now, meet Susan Elizabeth, Nelson Hodges, Virginia Louise, and Nancy
Rebecca, a.k.a. Floosie Soosie, Funny Sonny, Skinny Ginny, and Fancy
Nancy (thanks to Dad). Funny Sunny began his 8th decade in
January last year. A week ago Floosie Soosie (not to be confused with our
V&V Soosie!) followed suit…and two years from now Skinny Ginny will do the
same, with Fancy Nancy the following year.
[After Fancy Nancy, we’ll pass on the baton to the next four in the family,
but that’s a few years later, with Goofie Ruthie, the last of the eight, in 2026.]
So, what are Funny Sunny and Floosie Soosie called? Yup,
septuagenarians. Those of us in our 60s are sexagenarians. You in
your 50s are quinquagenarians. But you knew that. You in your
40s? Quadragenarians. Then the thirty-somethings and the roaring
twenties, of course.
BTW, did you know that once upon a time SEPTember, OCTober and NOvember
were our 7th, 8th and 9th months! Blame
the Romans for adding July and August for Julius and Augustus Caesar to screw
up the system. But I digress.
I go through this age ritual every June. Skipping around like a
flighty lark! June is such a happy month for me. Just when I think
I couldn’t possibly get happier, another June comes and I‘m happier. Does
that mean I love growing old[er]? I hope so. I think so.
However, the closer I get to my 8th decade, I admit that I pause. It
seriously does sound weird[er]. This never happened to me
when I showed up for the 5th, 6th and 7th. The 8th
is the part that doesn’t sound right because…it’s not like I’m going to be 80,
you know!
Don’t you love how the elders are looking so tenderly and lovingly at the
youngers, like they already know something very wise and are eager and
willing to pass on the baton. “DON’T BE FRIGHTENED,” I can hear them
say.
And did you notice none of us is older than 200 years (a
Methuselagenarian?). Nor are we teenagers anymore!
So what do we have to lose, especially in June with our swimsuits on!
Grab yours and let’s go swimming. Don’t worry. Be happy.
Numbers are so screwed up anyway!
Do not deprive me of my age. I have earned it.
--May Sarton